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Old April 27th, 2010, 04:20 PM
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[FONT=Verdana]It's the nicest day of the week as I'm setting up Cassius Blue, my prized Egyptian two-hoser. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana]I pour the perfect amount of water, pack the most perfect bowl I have ever seen, and when I go to find my two hoses, I remember they're back at my friend's house in another state. [/FONT]
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Old April 27th, 2010, 04:21 PM
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make a hose!
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Old April 27th, 2010, 04:24 PM
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Enlighten me?
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Old April 27th, 2010, 04:28 PM
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suck on the port.
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Old April 27th, 2010, 04:37 PM
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go to your hardware store and get some tubing
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Old April 27th, 2010, 04:46 PM
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Tubing will work, yep, or get a length of stainless steel pipe (small diameter, or course) and make yourself one of those hard "hoses" like on some hookahs. I did it once,cost like two bucks or something for near a foot. I just stuck it where the hose goes and secured the flow with a bit of teflon tape! A McDonald's straw worked once too, although it's even cheaper lol.
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Old April 27th, 2010, 04:49 PM
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Definitely tried the straw once - worst experience of my life.
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Old April 27th, 2010, 04:50 PM
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i would do anything. be creative!
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Old April 27th, 2010, 04:54 PM
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i'm currently using a vinyl hose i got from home depot...you could probably stick a barb fitting in it also to make a mouth piece. for me, i just took apart my ghosted KM hose and used the mouth pieces from it
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Old April 27th, 2010, 04:58 PM
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sad, but not epic
at least nothing is broken
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Old April 27th, 2010, 05:18 PM
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That sucks man, at least it isn't broken.
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Old April 27th, 2010, 05:22 PM
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Definitely tried the straw once - worst experience of my life.
I didn't say it was preferable, haha! It did work though, and I dunno, it wasn't deathly terrible. Big hookah, though. I imagine if it got heated at all it would be gnarly.
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Old April 27th, 2010, 08:10 PM
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New km, party, fell asleep, woke up, no km.
Enough said.
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Old April 27th, 2010, 08:17 PM
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thats such a bummer on your smoke sesh!
id use any type of tube i could find and rig it up
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Old April 27th, 2010, 09:03 PM
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suck on the port.
That's what she said!
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Old April 27th, 2010, 09:08 PM
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shitty happens to me all the time, always have extra hoses in the car. But before that, be creative and make one. Like head to the hardware store and start making one.
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Old April 27th, 2010, 09:23 PM
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New km, party, fell asleep, woke up, no km.
Enough said.
I didn't see buy gun, make list of party goers in that post. did your internet cut out? Did the theif buy a gun first and come back to finish the job!?!?
Watch out everyone some theif has a gun! RUN!
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Old April 28th, 2010, 12:37 AM
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I'd say thats definitely sad. maybe just have your friend mail them?
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Old April 28th, 2010, 02:19 AM
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New km, party, fell asleep, woke up, no km.
Enough said.
No km, party, new km owner falls asleep, leave party, new km....
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Old April 28th, 2010, 08:54 AM
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Reason I always keep a bunch of hoses hanging on my door. I can choose what hose I want to use and in case others get ghosted or broke I have extras. Of course I have my select few I use.
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Old April 28th, 2010, 04:10 PM
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First time I brought my hookah to friends I forgot the hoses too haha
I set up everything, and then I couldn't find my hoses, and they were at home ><
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Old April 29th, 2010, 01:00 AM
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I was smoking with my friend. The tobacco started to get harsh, so he took one of the coals off and placed it in a metal measuring cup and set it on my wood floor, which I did not see. It sat there for 10 minutes or so until I asked him if it had coals in it. When he lifted it up there was a nice burn in the shape of a quick light.
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Old April 29th, 2010, 01:25 AM
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That's what she said!
LAMO beat me to it..
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Old April 29th, 2010, 01:37 AM
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hmm maybe this will get some of those creative juices flowing and for God sakes thats not what she said haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEBtqsIA94A
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Old April 29th, 2010, 04:18 AM
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My most sad hookah story is that i don't have one yet! And have to wait around a month until I do get one! I wanna hit one up right now!!! lol
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