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Old May 27th, 2010, 04:37 PM
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I have seen some people describe flavors on here very disgustingly. And I thought it would be cool to see the HPer's show their creativity and competitiveness to show us the most disgusting thing you could try and smoke in your hookah.

My pick would have to be a big bowl of pube's lol.
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Old May 27th, 2010, 04:43 PM
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you looking for video reviews (eww...) or just hypothetical scenarios?

bowl full of shredded vulcanized rubber (like the recycled tires they use to make soft running tracks) smoked through a vase of warm bile. mmmm!
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Old May 27th, 2010, 04:55 PM
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AF banana hahaha
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Old May 27th, 2010, 05:47 PM
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Putrefied flesh. Through liquefied putrefied flesh. A hose tip made out of frozen rancid animal fat so that it slowly melts into your mouth and coats all surfaces.
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Old May 27th, 2010, 06:20 PM
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your fathers testicals covered in a nice layer of wet dog crap.... no tin
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Old May 27th, 2010, 06:38 PM
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Like licking the floor of a peep show that hasn't been cleaned in a month. Something akin to Blue Mist.
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Old May 27th, 2010, 06:52 PM
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KFC double down chicken sandwich.....Ugh!
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Old May 27th, 2010, 07:10 PM
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a urinal puck from a bar ground up and smoked.
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Old May 27th, 2010, 07:12 PM
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Autopsy runoff
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Old May 27th, 2010, 07:13 PM
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An overpack of cyanide.
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Old May 27th, 2010, 08:23 PM
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fresh warm elephant crap smoked out of a moldy hookah and a rusty hose filled with old hookah water that gets sucked into your mouth on every inhale, while an 80 year old stripper sits on your lap complaining that she cant find her teeth
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Old May 27th, 2010, 08:37 PM
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Tangiers
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Old May 27th, 2010, 09:20 PM
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I should've said que the elephant.
We're definitely getting some good ones.
I used to love AF banana. lol
Double Down = great to eat, not great to smoke
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Old May 28th, 2010, 02:13 AM
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Idk about worst possible but puke will mess with your day
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Old May 28th, 2010, 02:45 AM
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Tangiers
LMAO!

I can't think of the worst description in a negative fashion but my friend was once rambling during a review, and said in a george bush accent "It comes around the back for a preemptive strike and flanks ya, with every hit" *awkward pause* "god bless America." I have been meaning to add that clip to one of my reviews actually..
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Old May 28th, 2010, 09:31 AM
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My friend thought one up.
Make your own hookah out of uncleaned chitlins, replace the water with listerine, and load that large egyptian up with some not so fresh whale blubber.
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Old May 28th, 2010, 09:55 AM
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Hookah-Hookah Champagne aka rotten pickles.
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Old May 28th, 2010, 12:03 PM
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fresh warm elephant crap smoked out of a moldy hookah and a rusty hose filled with old hookah water that gets sucked into your mouth on every inhale, while an 80 year old stripper sits on your lap complaining that she cant find her teeth
instead of teeth she keep itching complaining about Crabs. Now that would be a horrible time.
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Old May 28th, 2010, 12:31 PM
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A finely ground up moldy papaya smoked though last years jack-o-lantern, with duck waste in the "base" with a tribal koteka as a stem with a guano bowl using rotten pig intestines with a rusty coil holding them open as a hose!

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Old May 28th, 2010, 01:59 PM
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wow some demented people here i love you guys lol

and as for flavor as a good buddy of mine would say a bag of smashed A**holes
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Old May 28th, 2010, 02:28 PM
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Vomit! That would be extremely disgusting!
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Old May 28th, 2010, 02:44 PM
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Anything herbal
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Old May 28th, 2010, 02:45 PM
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the scrapings of a colostomy bag with the coal being a dried piece of human crap.
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starbuzz code 69
Af cappuccino
these might compete with elephant poop
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Old May 28th, 2010, 02:51 PM
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Nakhla Double Apple
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