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Old June 9th, 2010, 03:04 AM
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Default You're an idiot.

What are some dumb things you've done while smoking or doing something else hookah related?

Just tonight I moved my rig and had a hot coal land on my arm. Then as I was cleaning my hose, I attempted to siphon water/baking soda/lemon juice through my hose to clean it and ended up with a mouthful of awful.

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Old June 9th, 2010, 03:07 AM
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haha that made me laugh

yesterday I grabbed some fried snacks out of the frieng pan with my hands cause i was busy searching beer.
so that was pretty dump as it was 190 degrees.

ahwel. i'm still here and typing

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Old June 9th, 2010, 03:16 AM
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the classic: sitting 4 feet away with a 3.5 foot hose. and the scorch marks on the carpet to remind me of it....
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Old June 9th, 2010, 03:22 AM
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I took my hookah to a cousins party and left it out for them to use, them being about 15 people. I left to go hang out in the back with some of our mutual friends and I go to the garage where they were with the hookah and decided to get into the rotation. What I got was a not delicious smoke, but a horrible mouthful of nasty water.

The problem was my hookah is pretty small so basically with a bunch of people there was gonna be a whole lot of bowl changing. These people being drunk, they didn't clean out the bowl, clean out the stem, change the water, at anytime between 5 sessions worth of shisha. All the juices ran down the stem and got into the water and they added more ice without dumping water so water was coming up into the hose. It was so bad that the when I FINALLY cleaned out the base, it the water was orange/red with AF peach syrup!

Lesson... Never leave a hookah out with drunk and inexperienced people.
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Old June 9th, 2010, 03:24 AM
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^^ duh. just be happy it wasnt broken...
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Old June 9th, 2010, 03:29 AM
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Just yesterday I had a pedicure (insult me, I'm used to it) and when I went to lean forward in my lawn chair it slid out from under me, and in my haste to catch my balance I threw the coal down on my nicely manicured feet.

Instead of kicking the coal off, I just looked at it and started screaming "OH F***" over and over again. If darwin had his way, and my friend hadn't intervened, I'd prolly have a hole all the way through my foot.

I'm an idiot.
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Old June 9th, 2010, 03:44 AM
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^ this is a strange story...
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Old June 9th, 2010, 03:49 AM
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^ this is a strange story...
Which parts strike you as strange?

The pedicure?
My lack of proper response to burning coals?
My acknowledgment that I'm an idiot?
My coming to terms with my own demise via Darwin?
My lawn chair?
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Old June 9th, 2010, 04:03 AM
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Which parts strike you as strange?

The pedicure?
My lack of proper response to burning coals?
My acknowledgment that I'm an idiot?
My coming to terms with my own demise via Darwin?
My lawn chair?
Yes..
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Old June 9th, 2010, 04:05 AM
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The pedicure: you're a guy; therefore your lifestyle must reflect my own
response: you must have an excellent tolerance for pain
acknowledgment: one must know his limits, i suppose
demise: I'm sure you make darwin proud on a daily basis
lawn chair: if it was one of those aluminium ones, its time to catch up to the present. don't be such a hillbilly. were you wearing a "wife-beater"?

all in good fun
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Old June 9th, 2010, 04:08 AM
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It was a camping lawn chair, it was windy outside and so I decided to smoke in my garage where it was cool and windless, but equally chairless.

Pedicure: Where else am I going to find hot single 60 year old women other than a nail salon?
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Old June 9th, 2010, 04:13 AM
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see, now the hot 60 year old women just added a new dimension. this is just weird enough to completely forget. actually, i'm pretty inebriated right now, so that may not a be a problem.
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Old June 9th, 2010, 04:28 AM
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Default Re: You're an idiot.

The window was opened, hookah was standing beside my table and my notebook on it. Then a gust of wind and all the ash was no longer on the ashtray of my hookah, but on the notebook lol
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Old June 9th, 2010, 05:08 AM
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Yes..

Hellyeah! i was just about to say that! haha great minds think alike
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Old June 9th, 2010, 05:11 AM
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Drunk cousin fell on hookah landing a coal in my shoe. Not my fault but very painful.
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Old June 9th, 2010, 05:21 AM
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First of all it's a grabbing title.

Anyways most of my stupid doings have been minor. One that happens all of the time though is when I am moving my coconaras from the burner to my hookah (a good 15 feet, outdoors) the little embers are always flying off landing on that skin between the thumb and index finger or just over the top of the hand.

On the other hand. I had a 32" mod on a little table and my friend with the assistance of alcohol was tending coals and kicked the leg of the table such that a small lemon coal was able to fly off the top and onto my head. I was quick enough to brush it off but the smell of burning hair lingered. I don't think I got full scalp contact, but the smell was enough to ruin a session (I have to think it rolled. No bald spots or anything, my hair was long at the time)
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Old June 9th, 2010, 06:07 AM
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I put my single coil burner on the concrete floor outside and I got shocked just by touching the coals with my tongs. Note that I did not even touch the coil, I could have had big problems then.

Best part about it is that I thought it was unrelated health problems so I tried two more times before realizing "oh damnit."


Not much other than things when I was a newbie. Like washing out metal coil hoses and eventually figuring out that I was inhaling rust particles constantly.

Putting hookah tobacco I used back in the bag to soak up some juices and save money (ugh, this was back in 2006 or 2007.)

Thinking that natural coals were bad because I had to take forever to light them.

Leaving a hookah stem in a vase full of water for very long periods of time (with a generic Chinese rig!)

Damn, did my brain not work back then?
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Old June 9th, 2010, 06:31 AM
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I have done 2 stupid things, the first was that i pulled the hose and the hookah fell down and QL was everywhere . I have now black marks on my floor. And the second thing was that my hookah start to harsh so i blew to my hookah too strong and the water came up thru stem and tobacco on the coals so the whole bowl of tobacco went into trash...
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Old June 9th, 2010, 06:43 AM
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picked up a hot coal with my fingers to light it forgetting i had already done that. Heavy day at work!! hahahaha
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Old June 9th, 2010, 06:45 AM
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Lol BobMarley I think i'm guilty of most of that... except for the recycling tobacco thing.. wtf... :P If you get shocked by your single coil burner, wear shoes, and it goes away..

and 6480, I've gotten water up my stem before too.. Except I was being a jackass to a friend who kept stealing my pulls lol.
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forced my bowl on to hard, shattered it, cut the grommet all to hell.
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Old June 9th, 2010, 08:06 AM
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Lol BobMarley I think i'm guilty of most of that... except for the recycling tobacco thing.. wtf... :P
I'd pick out the charred parts. lol


But yeah, it just ruined the bag and I was annoyed at myself.
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Old June 9th, 2010, 08:40 AM
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I was wasted with some friends smoking the hookah at my place one night, and I decided it would be a good idea to use the hookah hose as a jump rope.. left me with both the handle and the end ripped off..

good thing it was a crappy chinese no-name hose.. still a stupid idea because it left me hose-less for a week.
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Friend underestimated the hose length, and after the hookah tipped, the 2 QL's landed on his crotch area and began to singe threw his shorts... For a moment i just sat there and laughed hysterically until i realized exactly what was happening. Tongs saved the day.
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I tripped on the wire that the coil burner was plugged into, pulling the coil burner down.
I was not only lucky that it missed my leg(by like an inch) but that it landed bottom down. Otherwise I would have had coil shaped burns in my leg and the carpet. However, there were 3 coals on it at the time, and i was not quick to pick them up because of the initial shock(probably about 3 seconds past). So i had 3 square shaped burns in the carpet.
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