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Old June 11th, 2010, 01:51 AM
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Default Re: You're an idiot.

I am an idiot for everytime I put my coals on the stove and forget about them because am into tv or a conversation

I am an Idiot for forgetting to turn the stove off multiple times *I am going to buy a timer so everytime I start the burner the timer will remind me to turn it off*

I am an Idiot for thinking I can carry coals from the stove to the living room with just my Tongs

I am an Idiot for trying to walk away with the hose in my hand.....

I am an idiot for packing a bowl fresh and getting up to get the foil and knocking the bowl over and losing all my shisha to the carpet and dog hair.

I am an Idiot for having drunk friends... Gees last weekend a Friend dropped a coal on the table and tried to pick it up with hands saying he could handle hot stuff easy, he through it across the room once he got it about half way up. Gees hes a dumbass. *am still amazed how he got it half way up though*
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Old June 11th, 2010, 02:20 AM
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Tried to move my hookah with coals on it and burned a hole in the carpet. Ooops
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Old June 11th, 2010, 04:09 AM
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I was carrying some coals on a spoon, got bumped, and on pure reaction reached out and snapped the coal out of the air with my hand. >_<
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Old June 11th, 2010, 06:13 AM
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I steamrolled an overpacked nakhla sweet melon mini phunnel for an hour straight cause I hate wasting. Felt like I was piss drunk and riding one of those state fair Gravitrons.

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Old June 11th, 2010, 10:48 AM
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i was cleaning my hookah, and didn't realize there was a very, very small coal that still had some life in it. it fell on my countertop. there's a small cigarette-sized burn hole on the counter, about a mm deep.

and it's a rental. i move out next month. i hope i don't have to replace the countertop.

on a side note: any suggestions on how to fill it? (DM me on that one)

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i will add, i talked to a guy at the local hookah store. he asked me how many coals i put on my hookah. when i answered, he told me about a woman that complained she couldn't keep her shisha lit. he then advised her to start using coals instead of a lighter.
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Old June 11th, 2010, 08:31 PM
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getting too used to lighting the coals after the bowl is packed and then grabbing it with my fingers was about the dumbest, aside from forgetting the water in the base one time
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Old June 14th, 2010, 04:51 PM
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i would have to say, knocking the coal off the hookah and having it land on the carpet. was stuck with a large burn mark for a while, lol
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