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Old May 6th, 2008, 01:34 PM
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Default Hookah and #2

Is it just me or does hookah work like a mild laxative for anyone else?

I swear, whenever I smoke nakhla or tangiers, it makes me have bowel movements. I guess this is a good thing in the sense that it makes me crap every day on a regular basis but it seems like whenever i start a bowl, 30 minutes into it its panic mode and im running to the bathroom
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Old May 6th, 2008, 01:40 PM
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hahaha who needs prunes when you can smoke hookah!

... butt yeah, it makes me have to poop sometimes! lol
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Old May 6th, 2008, 01:42 PM
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hahaha who needs prunes when you can smoke hookah!

... butt yeah, it makes me have to poop sometimes! lol
if i ever hear anyone complain about being constipated i'm going to prescribe 50 ccs of hookah!
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Old May 6th, 2008, 01:43 PM
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hahaha who needs prunes when you can smoke hookah!

... butt yeah, it makes me have to poop sometimes! lol
Why eat prunes when you can smoke Romman Prunes! LOL Funny misspelling there too Sam! ( l ) <---butt
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Old May 6th, 2008, 02:05 PM
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hahaha you are a wise one to my silly sense of humor with words
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Old May 6th, 2008, 02:19 PM
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It happens to me too, haha!!
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Old May 6th, 2008, 02:21 PM
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hookah, the new diahretic
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Old May 6th, 2008, 02:27 PM
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yeah i hate to say it be me also, its good to keep your body clean lol
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Old May 6th, 2008, 02:34 PM
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I'm the only weird one. I just enjoy the taste and actually being occupied yet so relaxed for that 45 mins to an hour session I usually get. Speaking of which I'm smoke some right now hahah.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:08 PM
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Am I the only one this doesn't happen to??

This is quite the weird topic...
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:18 PM
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would you rather me have made it "do you smoke hookah while you #2?" lol
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Am I the only one this doesn't happen to??

This is quite the weird topic...
We must be the only normal 2 people on this board hahah.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:22 PM
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would you rather me have made it "do you smoke hookah while you #2?" lol
From the title, that's what I thought it was at first. Lol! (and in answer to that, no. I do not.)

But it seemed so weird that I just had to look.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:24 PM
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funny you should post this. I was thinking about this the other day when I was just "sitting" around. I think it's the glycerin.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:26 PM
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Haha! I never had to drop anchor while smoking hookah.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:28 PM
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funny you should post this. I was thinking about this the other day when I was just "sitting" around. I think it's the glycerin.
well glycerin is just a lubricant. the anal pills are just glycerin in capsules that dissolve in your butt and lube it all up for your dookie.

however, maybe there is something to it. for some reason i remember nicotine having mild laxative properties, but im not sure.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:31 PM
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I don't know anything about "anal pills", but I was under the impression glycerin was a mild laxative.
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well glycerin is just a lubricant. the anal pills are just glycerin in capsules that dissolve in your butt and lube it all up for your dookie.

however, maybe there is something to it. for some reason i remember nicotine having mild laxative properties, but im not sure.
WTF??!! Lube it up for your dookie??!! That may be the single gross-est thing I've ever heard on this forum!
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:41 PM
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LMAO! If you need to "lube it all up for your dookie", perhaps a higher fiber diet is in order.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:43 PM
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this post is beginning to look like it belongs on webmd!lol
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LMAO! If you need to "lube it all up for your dookie", perhaps a higher fiber diet is in order.
i dont need it, im just explaining what it does.

if you got a hard ass dookie stuck near your rectum, it will lube up everything to make it flow out...

its not that nasty lol...or maybe it is
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:44 PM
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

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now thats nasty
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:50 PM
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ah haha, i can imagine the look on dunkels face. "do i delete this and save others eyes or do i keep it there for the purposes of scientific research."

anyways, point is, hookah induces #2.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:51 PM
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ah haha, i can imagine the look on dunkels face. "do i delete this and save others eyes or do i keep it there for the purposes of scientific research."
Too late check your PM
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