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Old May 8th, 2008, 06:27 AM
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Hahaha Choice more Shisha for me while your on the tin. (Your ideal smoking partner)


What a expensive hobby -
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Old May 8th, 2008, 06:31 AM
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Bwahahahahaha....what an interesting yet utterly hilarious topic! This has to be the funniest thing I've read on any forum anywhere!! ...Hookahpro.com for da win!

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Old May 8th, 2008, 07:29 AM
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I have to admit, this thread is entertaining! I can't wait to read the new posts in it ... funny stuff!
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Old May 8th, 2008, 09:30 AM
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Its not everytime but if i eat alot before smoking then i got to do the do lol, but most of the time im good
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Old May 8th, 2008, 09:44 AM
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I have to admit, this thread is entertaining! I can't wait to read the new posts in it ... funny stuff!
dont you mean funny sh**

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Old May 8th, 2008, 09:46 AM
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Yeah I'm dumpin during my sessions too....
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Yeah its just like cigarettes, the nicotine makes yeah gotta go #2 it relaxes that certain area and in a bit its brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr p
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The most heartbreaking thing in the world is lighting up a bowl only to have it hit.
I've been tempted to carry the hookah in with me a few times.... Haven't stooped that low yet though.
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Old May 8th, 2008, 03:45 PM
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The most heartbreaking thing in the world is lighting up a bowl only to have it hit.
I've been tempted to carry the hookah in with me a few times.... Haven't stooped that low yet though.
dude, dont do it. the idea alone makes me sick lol
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Old May 8th, 2008, 04:30 PM
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dude, dont do it. the idea alone makes me sick lol
For sure, +1 to that.

If you do take it with you, please...don't share.
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Old May 8th, 2008, 05:38 PM
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30 minutes into tangiers yellow apple and i have to take a shit. good lord. wtf
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Apples make you poop dude! LOL
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Old May 8th, 2008, 06:24 PM
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just thinking about smoking hookah makes me want to poop.
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Old May 8th, 2008, 06:27 PM
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hahaha daedra. excellent
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Old May 8th, 2008, 06:28 PM
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hahaha daedra. excellent
this thread is silly. might as well just toss in a few extra gallons of gasoline.
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Old May 8th, 2008, 06:31 PM
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silly? blasphemy! this thread is the christian truth (not that im christian or religious lol)
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:35 PM
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Lol. Daedra's right, it makes it more fun.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:37 PM
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ok, i need some expert advice.

i have no toilet paper atm...do i dare smoke?
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ok, i need some expert advice.

i have no toilet paper atm...do i dare smoke?
Yes you can smoke, but if the urge hits you hop in the car and drive to your frineds house. Ring the doorbell or knock and when he answers put your hand on your stomach and tell him you were driving by and have to drop a deuce emergency style. He'll let you go. I knew a guy who did this several times a week just to stink up his friends house! LOL
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:50 PM
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Yes you can smoke, but if the urge hits you hop in the car and drive to your frineds house. Ring the doorbell or knock and when he answers put your hand on your stomach and tell him you were driving by and have to drop a deuce emergency style. He'll let you go. I knew a guy who did this several times a week just to stink up his friends house! LOL
hahahahaha. im lol'ing and tearing up..unforunately all my friends live far and with LA traffic id end up deucing up my car...i did it once a long time ago and barely made it when i really did have an emergency. ran up to a friends apartment, ran in, dropped a deuce and left.

however your story is hilarious and i will have to do that one day.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 04:04 PM
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hahahahaha. im lol'ing and tearing up..unforunately all my friends live far and with LA traffic id end up deucing up my car...i did it once a long time ago and barely made it when i really did have an emergency. ran up to a friends apartment, ran in, dropped a deuce and left.

however your story is hilarious and i will have to do that one day.
Lol, geez. Just go to a walmart or fast food place or something.

Or how about actually go buy toilet paper, rather than smoke and have to go out anyway to use the bathroom.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 04:08 PM
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Lol, geez. Just go to a walmart or fast food place or something.

Or how about actually go buy toilet paper, rather than smoke and have to go out anyway to use the bathroom.
i like to live dangerously
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Old May 9th, 2008, 04:39 PM
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i like to live dangerously
Lmao, if that's what you call it.
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Ok- So does no one here ever have "Hookah farts?" I swear man. I don't know why, but my friends and I have always gotten hookah farts. Several of my friends have had to drop emergency bombs at my house while smoking. They just hop up and disappear for 10 minutes. I notice the news paper or some mazagine is missing and know lol.

Also- Sometimes it hits me when I smell the coals lighting (Both Q/L and Naturals). It just makes my stomach turn and have to haul ass to the bathroom and have someone man the hookah for a minute. If I'm alone, I hold off until the coals are on the hookah and then put the wind cover on it and pray the cats don't knock it over! LOL
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Old May 9th, 2008, 10:06 PM
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i dont get it from the coals lol...just smoking.
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