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Old February 15th, 2009, 11:02 PM
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Default you might be a hookah nut if...

well i there was one of these a long time ago but i dont remember so i thought i would start one...

if you have a cabinet/drawer/etc devoted to holding your hookah supplies

if said cabinet is packed with shisha and coals

if you have spent more money on hookah than anything else in the last year

if tangiers no longer gives you a noticeable buzz very often, and when it does its only for the first 5 mins

you have at least 10 lbs of shisha in your stock

when setting up your hookah takes no concentration any more

when you grab the wrong box of shisha, not because you were not paying attention but because you grabbed nakhla apple instead of nakhla mizo apple

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Old February 15th, 2009, 11:12 PM
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Default Re: you might be a hookah nut if...

all of that applies to me.
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Old February 15th, 2009, 11:14 PM
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You don't have a cabinet to hold your supplies, because they don't make one big enough.

If you have more than 40 flavors/brands to choose from.

You're never less than 1 Kilo of coals from running out.
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Old February 15th, 2009, 11:17 PM
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this is funny but most of these dont apply to me
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Old February 15th, 2009, 11:18 PM
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Default Re: you might be a hookah nut if...

It sometimes takes you longer to decide what to smoke than it does for your coals to prep.
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Old February 15th, 2009, 11:43 PM
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You justify shipping costs by purchasing another hookah.
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Old February 15th, 2009, 11:57 PM
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Default Re: you might be a hookah nut if...

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this is funny but most of these dont apply to me
Same here. It's because we both are cheap as shit hahaha.
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Old February 16th, 2009, 12:03 AM
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Default Re: you might be a hookah nut if...

(lmao @ bradeup)

While going about your everyday activities in the non-hookah world, you think "Man, it'd be nice to smoke here"

You begin inventing things to take the experience to the 101% level ((i.e. homemade section lol))

You have different hookahs for different reasons ((i.e. a smaller one for personal smokes, larger for group therapy, a travel hookah, etc.))
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Old February 16th, 2009, 12:05 AM
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You smoke mint when you have a sore throat.
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Old February 16th, 2009, 12:11 AM
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^^ that comment was totally irrelivant
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Old February 16th, 2009, 12:13 AM
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You smoke mint when you have a sore throat.
NICE!! I've often asked myself in the midst of a nasty cold, "why the hell did you just pack a bowl of nakhla mint?!"
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^^ that comment was totally irrelivant

^^ Can't spell irrelevant! LOL
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Old February 16th, 2009, 12:16 AM
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Same here. It's because we both are cheap as shit hahaha.
cheap and broke my friend
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Old February 16th, 2009, 12:20 AM
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^^ that comment was totally irrelivant
makes perfect sense to me!
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Old February 16th, 2009, 12:59 AM
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You might be a hookah nut if people refer to you as "the guy who smokes that hookah stuff all the time".
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Old February 16th, 2009, 12:59 AM
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If u dream of John bringing your order to your home ... I swear it happened to me last week ...

John ... u r in my dreams ... HAHA ... << it sounds creepy LOL

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Old February 16th, 2009, 01:07 AM
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holy jeez thunder...anyways, i guess that makes me a hookah nut along with everything else said above.
here's another, if you are about to sleep and already smoked a few hours before but decide since your hookah is already setup all you need to do is pack a quick bowl and QL coals are the reason lighting up is justified.
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Old February 16th, 2009, 01:19 AM
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you know the names, number of posts, hookah type and favorite brand of shisha of all the elite members
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Old February 16th, 2009, 01:22 AM
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When you are having a party you dont care if everyone drinks all the beer and eats all the food but wont let anyone mess around with your stash.
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Old February 16th, 2009, 01:47 AM
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When your posting on hookahpro in early AM hours

When hookahpro has become your favorite website
and/or always have it open in a separate window or tab
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Old February 16th, 2009, 01:49 AM
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you know the names, number of posts, hookah type and favorite brand of shisha of all the elite members
This concerns me!
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Old February 16th, 2009, 02:14 AM
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not quite there yet, but eventually these will apply to me
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Old February 16th, 2009, 02:19 AM
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Default Re: you might be a hookah nut if...

When you've smoked for so long you light up some al waha just to remember what mediocre is.
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Old February 16th, 2009, 08:19 AM
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you could machine an engine block from the amount of foil you have thrown away because you do not have recycling at your apartment complex

(o and i forgot to say the inspiration for this thread was "you might drive an xj (cherokee) if" on the jeep forums, which has gone over like 70 pages in a few months)

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Old February 16th, 2009, 08:34 AM
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When you see someone smoking and have the craving to set up your hookah
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