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Old February 21st, 2009, 01:30 PM
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10lbs of shisha? w....t.....f..... is wrong with you people...
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Old February 21st, 2009, 01:32 PM
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If your favourite activity during somking is packing a second bowl and preparing new coal.
If your flatmates complain about the smell even if there are 3 fire doors between you.
If someone knocks at your door with fire extingusher because they saw smoke comming out of you window.
If you stay up all nght thinking of new combinations.
If you walk hardware stores looking for potential super hookah components.
If you like to knock flies out the air with smoke and succeed.
If you lock your shisha away for 3 days hoping to expell enough nicotine out your system hoping to feel a buzz again.
If you have a leopard print carpet just to hide burn marks.
If you clean your stove with a vacuum cleaner.
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Old February 21st, 2009, 02:04 PM
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If you have a leopard print carpet just to hide burn marks.
If your carpet has so many burn marks you just tell people it's leopard print!
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Old February 22nd, 2009, 09:26 PM
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If your favourite activity during somking is packing a second bowl and preparing new coal.
If your flatmates complain about the smell even if there are 3 fire doors between you.

If someone knocks at your door with fire extingusher because they saw smoke comming out of you window.
If you stay up all nght thinking of new combinations.
If you walk hardware stores looking for potential super hookah components.
If you like to knock flies out the air with smoke and succeed.
If you lock your shisha away for 3 days hoping to expell enough nicotine out your system hoping to feel a buzz again.

If you have a leopard print carpet just to hide burn marks.
If you clean your stove with a vacuum cleaner.
bold- applies to me. hahah

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- If you have had Sambooka's SAC in your mouth .. and liked it!
dude, sambooka. i smoked your sac the other night and it was fantastic. i'm almost out already!
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Old February 22nd, 2009, 11:53 PM
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If you paint your room a darker color just to make the smoke contrast more with the walls making it more visible
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Old February 23rd, 2009, 12:08 AM
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you sell your perfectly good km's so you can buy a new one
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Old February 23rd, 2009, 08:28 AM
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when you got an order in 2 weeks ago and you want to order more already... and dont need to

or when you do need to after 2 weeks
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Old February 23rd, 2009, 09:40 AM
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you sell your perfectly good km's so you can buy a new one
So, how's that KM dual tone treating ya?
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Old February 24th, 2009, 08:17 AM
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even though you have 20+ flavors you have only smoked 4-5 over and over the last week or 2

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Old February 24th, 2009, 12:52 PM
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every time people come over to smoke you make them buy flavors so that they dont get in your stash!!

and wtf is up with sam SAC, i dont get the inside joke :/
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Old February 24th, 2009, 01:05 PM
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every time people come over to smoke you make them buy flavors so that they dont get in your stash!!

and wtf is up with sam SAC, i dont get the inside joke :/
it was from the HH blend off comp, he made spiced apple cider (SAC) and won

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Old February 24th, 2009, 01:17 PM
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even though you have 20+ flavors you have only smoked 4-5 over and over the last week or 2

-matt

Guilty ..... Plus that you STILL would buy new flavors, though the "queue" for trying the new stuff keeps getting longer not shorter !
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Old February 24th, 2009, 01:26 PM
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Guilty ..... Plus that you STILL would buy new flavors, though the "queue" for trying the new stuff keeps getting longer not shorter !
i wish i had a pile of flavors to still try, i usually knock out the new flavors i get in less than a week even if i get only new flavors

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Old February 24th, 2009, 01:31 PM
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When going on a trip and cant decide whether to take the bambino, Qt or the Razo.
When going to a family members house and asking if you can use their stove to light your Nats.
When going on a flight and deciding to pack less clothes so the weight of your suitcase doesnt go over limit with your hookah in it.
When debating to yourself for nearly 15 minutes to watch TV with the wife or chill in your hookah room with some Nakhla.
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Old February 24th, 2009, 01:47 PM
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If you factor coals and tobacco into your monthly living expenses.
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Old February 24th, 2009, 03:02 PM
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if you have planned out three months of shisha purchases and your next 3 rigs
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Old February 24th, 2009, 05:34 PM
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if you have planned out three months of shisha purchases and your next 3 rigs
if one purchase is 3 months of shisha and/or 3 rigs

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Old February 24th, 2009, 05:54 PM
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if one purchase is 3 months of shisha and/or 3 rigs

-matt
if you smoke every day for three months using three different rigs and never smoke the same flavor
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Old February 24th, 2009, 05:59 PM
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if you have far more hookah gear than u need .... enough to operate a mini-lounge !
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Old February 24th, 2009, 06:17 PM
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id say im about 90% of these... great for me! and ill add two more to the list...

-When you try to build your own hookah
-Your roomie tells you to buy a shelf to hold all your hookah stuff
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Old February 24th, 2009, 06:23 PM
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-Your roomie tells you to buy a shelf to hold all your hookah stuff
your friend calls you to help get said shelf into his apartment because you have an suv big enough to move it

when your roommate walks by and looks at the rug and says "is that a new burn" and you look at him and honestly say "its been there for 6 months" (i dont think i put this one up just kept thinking about it and forgot a bunch)

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Old February 24th, 2009, 06:26 PM
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when your roommate walks by and looks at the rug and says "is that a new burn"

-matt
haha, this has happened ummm about 4 times... they havent found the newest one on the couch where my drunk friend knocked over my hookah this weekend
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Old February 24th, 2009, 06:28 PM
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when you smoke 2 days a week - but think about it 7 days
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Old February 24th, 2009, 06:38 PM
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you sell your perfectly good km's so you can buy a new one
LOL! Alot of these are really funny buy johns line just owned everything in sight haha!
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Old February 24th, 2009, 06:55 PM
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LOL! Alot of these are really funny buy johns line just owned everything in sight haha!
when you've smoke that rig 3 times a day since getting it
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