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Old July 22nd, 2009, 05:44 PM
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So my GF hired some Mexican cleaning lady to tidy up the house recently because she's been busy at work and felt like the house was getting a little dirty. I made the mistake of leaving my KM out in the dining area and she knocked the phunnel bowl right off. The foil held it together so that I didn't notice that it had detonated into a bunch of little pieces. Now I'm sad. Time to hit up Hookah John/******* Hookah. Again.

No pics because a broken phunnel isn't very exciting.
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Old July 22nd, 2009, 05:47 PM
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did you let her know she owes you either a reach around or a new phunnel bowl?

if not i suggest a bull horn, gets the point across.
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Old July 22nd, 2009, 05:53 PM
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Well, the cleaning lady doesn't speak english and neither my GF or I speak spanish so we had to call the cleaning lady's boss in order to let them know what happened. Now we'll see where it goes from here. Hopefully I end up with a new phunnel replacement paid by THEM and not me since I know I'll have to get one sooner rather than later.
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Old July 22nd, 2009, 05:57 PM
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Moral of the story; take down your hookah after using.
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Old July 22nd, 2009, 06:01 PM
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that's bad, just terrible...for you.....good for me.
seriously though, life could be worse. take care
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Old July 22nd, 2009, 06:13 PM
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Moral of the story; take down your hookah after using.
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that's bad, just terrible...for you.....good for me.
seriously though, life could be worse. take care
Too true, John, life could be a hell of a lot worse than a broken phunnel.
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Old July 22nd, 2009, 06:30 PM
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she could have killed the km!!!

and trust me, point and yell loud enough and you are understood in any language
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Old July 22nd, 2009, 06:38 PM
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Translators are usually not very accurate but I used one for this. Hold up your broken bowl and say...

¡Usted rompió mi tazón usted ramera estúpida! Tengo que cortar su paga que 20 dólares para reemplazarlo.
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Old July 22nd, 2009, 06:45 PM
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Translators are usually not very accurate but I used one for this. Hold up your broken bowl and say...

¡Usted rompió mi tazón usted ramera estúpida! Tengo que cortar su paga que 20 dólares para reemplazarlo.
Well I haven't had spanish in forever....but...that seems close enough


from what i know that says "You (formal) broke my ____, you ____ stupid! I Have to cut (don't think this is the correct cut) your pay that 20 dollars in order to replace it."

never seen ramera before....must be a form of ser? ...and i don't know tazon. I realize this all could be checked online with a spanish dictionary, but I had fun trying to remember spanish without it. and Cortar is used for like....cutting grass and paper...idk about cutting pay.
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Old July 22nd, 2009, 06:47 PM
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Translators are usually not very accurate but I used one for this. Hold up your broken bowl and say...

¡Usted rompió mi tazón usted ramera estúpida! Tengo que cortar su paga que 20 dólares para reemplazarlo.

Dunkel, I love it!

I fed it back through the translator for fun and this is what I got:

"You broke my bowl you stupid whore! I have to cut their pay to $ 20 to replace."
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Old July 22nd, 2009, 07:00 PM
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It was originally "You broke my bowl you stupid bitch! I have to dock your pay 20 dollars to replace it!" LOL
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Old July 23rd, 2009, 01:54 PM
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if i may be of some assistance? you should use necesito instead of tengo..in spanish tengo means i have as in possession.. and it wouldnt make sense... try this sentence instead

"chica, necesitas comprarme un nuevo tazon porque lo rompiaste cuando fuiste limpiar mi casa."

its probably a little sentence fragmented but i garuntee if you call the mexican lady a bitch in spanish she will bring out the blades.. those Hispanic women are dangerous when mad, trust me, iv had first hand experience.. so avoid insulting her and politely let her know that she owes you for what she broke. she will probably be more than happy to replace what she broke considering she values her job.. if not write a letter of complaint to her company, get them to pay for it, and fire her as your house keeper.

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Old July 23rd, 2009, 04:34 PM
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Okay full on Spanish (can I swear in Spanish without getting kicked of?) Hija de puta eres imbecil? o subnormal? La Madre que te pario! O me compras otro cuenco o te mando a tu pueblo!
Translation, that was so nice of you to brake that.Lol!
Daughter of a whore. Are you stupid or abnormal? The mother that gave birth to you! Either you buy me a new bowl or I send you back to your town.And that is the nicer version of what Spaniards say when they get mad.
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Old July 23rd, 2009, 09:09 PM
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Okay full on Spanish (can I swear in Spanish without getting kicked of?) Hija de puta eres imbecil? o subnormal? La Madre que te pario! O me compras otro cuenco o te mando a tu pueblo!
Translation, that was so nice of you to brake that.Lol!
Daughter of a whore. Are you stupid or abnormal? The mother that gave birth to you! Either you buy me a new bowl or I send you back to your town.And that is the nicer version of what Spaniards say when they get mad.
This is starting to sound like a little racism...

BTW I'm a native spanish speaker so I know what u r talking about.
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Old July 23rd, 2009, 09:53 PM
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This is starting to sound like a little racism...

BTW I'm a native spanish speaker so I know what u r talking about.
No racism intended I was laughing at the way Spaniards from Spain insult people, it's really harsh. I don't think I have ever heard a Mexican person insult like that, they are more polite. I did translate my quote so you and everybody knows what I wrote. My father is Mexican, my mother is from New York, I am from Spain, my husband is Egyptian,no racism here,besides we all agree he should have not left his hookah out. If you want take it as a personal insult, sorry,I did not mean that, I don't know you and my intention is not to insult you or your background, but to show the brutality of the way Spaniards talk.Of course nobody would talk like that to anybody, at least no one I know personally, but I heard it growing up in Spain.
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Old July 23rd, 2009, 09:54 PM
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I love your avatar a man hitting a woman hmm..
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This is starting to sound like a little racism...

BTW I'm a native spanish speaker so I know what u r talking about.
hold your horses pullin the race card... obviously one can tell that these suggestions are mostly humerous.. at the very most they are racially insensitive.. to imply racism you would also imply racial hate.... im pretty positive no one on here racially hates mexicans.. so put the race card back in your pocket!

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Old July 23rd, 2009, 10:21 PM
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hold your horses pullin the race card... obviously one can tell that these suggestions are mostly humerous.. at the very most they are racially insensitive.. to imply racism you would also imply racial hate.... im pretty positive no one on here racially hates mexicans.. so put the race card back in your pocket!

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I'm not even mexican..I just thought some coments were going beyond humor...just that..
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Old July 23rd, 2009, 10:24 PM
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I love your avatar a man hitting a woman hmm..
If you are saying it because u think I'm insulting women...then I'm sorry, that's never been the intention...its just humorous just like Fidelis Mortuus says..
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