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Old January 20th, 2010, 03:54 AM
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Recently I had a pretty good smoking party with a whole bunch of eclectic folks that showed up and one them was some weird German hippy chick that for some reason showed up with her pet pig. I suppose that a mishap was bound to happen and sure enough the pig went crazy snorting and causing a ruckus in my kitchen. I ran in and found the card table looking like a bomb had hit it and pasole everywhere. The hippy chick came and fetched the pig consoling it as she hosed it off in the sink. Someone said "I thought that Hajo's parties only involved penguins, crazy skinheads and exploding ale casks? What the hell is the world coming to?"

Not surprisingly I was at a lose for words but after while the party got rolling again and the ale flowed freely. The downside was that my short sleep after the blowout was awoken to the anguished squeals of a porcine digestive track gone awry and a hysterical flower child pleading with me to give her a lift to the vet. While driving to the vet the flower child busted out one of those Swedish portable hookah things like our host Samb has in his video and I smoked some clove flavoured moassel that was pretty good.

An hour later I found myself trying to explain to a vet in my very crappy Lithuanian about the miserable state that had befallen the pig. Luckily a few phone calls got a more capable linguist on the phone who explained the situation and everything settled down for a bit. Such a burst of tranquility was not meant to last however as the vet's secretary saw the hippy girl smoking the odd looking porta-hookah and called the cops. A policeman wanted to know what was going on and I spent about 15 minutes at the local jail before another cop that I knew showed up. He explained to his comrade that I helped out with tactical training from time to time and that what ever weird stuff I was smoking surely wasn't illegal.

Now I am back at home and the pig is on the way to a full recovery. Thus ends a not quite typical Hajo party.
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Old January 20th, 2010, 03:57 AM
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MMM Pasole stuffed pig!
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Old January 20th, 2010, 03:59 AM
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pigs? hippies? sounds like a frat party to me lol
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Old January 20th, 2010, 04:45 AM
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^ I am wondering what frats you have been to...

*I ask only because I know that my frat couldn't even make up a story that cool
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Old January 20th, 2010, 05:25 AM
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Wow now thats a story!
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Old January 20th, 2010, 06:14 AM
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And Hajo you thought you got a Pig in the poke but it was in the pasole Lol.

Next time put the Pig outside and the party inside.
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Old January 20th, 2010, 06:22 AM
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Pigs and policemen in the same story. I think you are hamming it up. lol.
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Old January 20th, 2010, 08:22 AM
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sounds like a sweet shindig to me
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Old January 20th, 2010, 08:47 AM
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What a story!
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Old January 20th, 2010, 09:15 AM
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What a party! Hajo, I must say, I would love to sit down with you and just listen to your stories. Always a great read and this is no different!
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Old January 20th, 2010, 09:34 AM
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My favorite time of the day is story time with Hajo. This is certainly one of your more humorous adventures
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Old January 20th, 2010, 09:37 AM
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That is an awesome story
I have nothing compared to that
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Old January 20th, 2010, 09:53 AM
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story time! for some reason i imagine the hippy girl to be quite attractive in this story lol
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Old January 20th, 2010, 01:25 PM
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And Hajo you thought you got a Pig in the poke but it was in the pasole Lol.

Next time put the Pig outside and the party inside.
Good one Gloster!
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Old January 20th, 2010, 01:30 PM
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it's not a true party till someone ends up in jail
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Old January 20th, 2010, 01:34 PM
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What a party! Hajo, I must say, I would love to sit down with you and just listen to your stories. Always a great read and this is no different!
Well I got no shortage of stories about far out happening so you'd need a big chunk of time. The one about the hallucinogenic alligator is pretty far out as is my night smoking at a wildlife center with penguins and some very odd marine biologists. Still, my life is pretty boring for the most part.
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Well I got no shortage of stories about far out happening so you'd need a big chunk of time. The one about the hallucinogenic alligator is pretty far out as is my night smoking at a wildlife center with penguins and some very odd marine biologists. Still, my life is pretty boring for the most part.
Ok Hajo you cant just leave us with these tidbits, now you will have to write up these two stories. Penguins? Alligators? I want to know more!!
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Old January 20th, 2010, 01:40 PM
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story time! for some reason i imagine the hippy girl to be quite attractive in this story lol
She is quite easy on the eye in that she reminds me of a woman that sings for an old psychedelic band called Circus 2000 and is fairly classical in her beauty. Still, I could never be involved with some one that wears sandals all years round and fancies that living in Tibet would make for an easy, care free life style.
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Old January 20th, 2010, 01:47 PM
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Ok Hajo you cant just leave us with these tidbits, now you will have to write up these two stories. Penguins? Alligators? I want to know more!!
Well I suppose I could write about those but then I guess i'd need to talk about the time I used moassel to escape a very sinister and crazy drunken ex-secret policeman or the time I got stuck in a train station over night smoking with a bunch of grumpy skinhead/hoolie types and a woman that gave birth with only a drunken ex-doctor to oversee the "joyous occasion". If I end up telling all those stories then my popular image as guy leading a ho hum existence is likely to "go up in smoke"!
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Old January 20th, 2010, 01:53 PM
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WOW now that made my day. Here in WI theirs no tell what strange thing will show up at a party. But can't say Ive ever had a pig and a hippy show up together. Still a awesome story.
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Old January 20th, 2010, 02:21 PM
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WOW now that made my day. Here in WI theirs no tell what strange thing will show up at a party. But can't say Ive ever had a pig and a hippy show up together. Still a awesome story.
Have you had them show up separately?

Awesome story as always, Hajo. Even the tidbits you gave sound more exciting than my life haha
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Old January 20th, 2010, 03:23 PM
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^ I am wondering what frats you have been to...

*I ask only because I know that my frat couldn't even make up a story that cool
a frat party that goes well you shouldn't have to make a story.... because you won't remember any of it lol
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a frat party that goes well you shouldn't have to make a story.... because you won't remember any of it lol
Or any party for that matter... you usually only remember the strange tid bits if the night went well.
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Old January 20th, 2010, 03:48 PM
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Or any party for that matter... you usually only remember the strange tid bits if the night went well.
LOL *high five* exactly...
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Old January 20th, 2010, 08:57 PM
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As a postscript to this story I got a visit from the cops since my cop chum wanted to train the local police in narghile IDing and that led to a pretty crazy time as they were off duty but didn't exactly look it. Anyway the second smoke party is going now so so Pigs, Smoking and Pasole" part 2 is the works. Oh, the vet came by and damn, that man is a trip.
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