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Old January 29th, 2008, 12:05 AM
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well through a recent post i made i thought that putting some dry ice in the vase or ice chamber or a parad-ice would be ok it wont so why dont people post things not to do and if you have an idea that seems a little iffy post and see what people say... thanks mikey...
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Old January 29th, 2008, 12:05 AM
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Try to commit suicide.

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Old January 29th, 2008, 12:06 AM
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hope its a helpfull thread..
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Old January 29th, 2008, 12:12 AM
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haha fine.

Never touch the in-use Windcover with your hands for ANY reason.
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Old January 29th, 2008, 12:17 AM
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well it all depends really. there are random things not to do that we only think of when it actually comes up.

using bbq coals (like kingsford, all naturals are fine)
dont put dry ice in the base for it possibly killing you
beware of super cold temperatures as it can break your base
dont smoke mercury
dont add your own hose port with a drill
becareful when lowering your hookah if it hits something wrong
windcovers can burn, dont set something on top and dont get something without a handle
dont grab coals without tongs
dont drop coals
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Old January 29th, 2008, 12:19 AM
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Try to commit suicide.

LMAO! wow that was too funy...

I've got a couple of suggestions of what NOT to do:

1. Do not pass the hose to a girl on a cell phone! (this is just asking for the hookah to be tipped over)
2. Do not let anybody handle any part of the hookah during set up or cleaning. (unless they have experience/own one)
3. Don't ever try to carry the hokah with lit coals on the bowl across the room or up stairs. Place coals in tray and then carry.

These are all I could think of right now...If I think of more later I'll post...
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Old January 29th, 2008, 12:25 AM
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LMAO ive carried my hookah upstairs with coals because i didnt feel like taking them off and i was hitting it the way up haha it was funny..
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Old January 29th, 2008, 12:29 AM
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Oh God... Let your friend try to re-arrange the coals while you are putting the wind-cover back on and not really paying attention......

Let a dumb-ass ho (it has to be stated in this way) pull the hose and knock over your whole rig and burn a hole through your entire carpet down to the cement underneath and then let her run away crying.
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Old January 29th, 2008, 12:35 AM
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don't fill your base with straight milk. otherwise it will buble up the hose make you almost throw up.
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Old January 29th, 2008, 12:35 AM
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Oh God... Let your friend try to re-arrange the coals while you are putting the wind-cover back on and not really paying attention......

Let a dumb-ass ho (it has to be stated in this way) pull the hose and knock over your whole rig and burn a hole through your entire carpet down to the cement underneath and then let her run away crying.
Wow , You must be a laid back guy
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Old January 29th, 2008, 12:50 AM
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Oh God... Let your friend try to re-arrange the coals while you are putting the wind-cover back on and not really paying attention......

Let a dumb-ass ho (it has to be stated in this way) pull the hose and knock over your whole rig and burn a hole through your entire carpet down to the cement underneath and then let her run away crying.
LOL, so true! I HATE it went some dumbass girl tips over the hookah and all she can say is....oops, sorry. My hookahs have come into some close calls before with clumsy and distracted people. This one time, a girl that was smoking with us, tugs on the hose like if it's a 100 foot hose and obviously tipped over the hookah. Luckily I reacted quickly and caught it halfway down. The only thing that fell on the floor were the coals, but the hookah was saved! I swear I wanted to slap her. That was a close one...
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Old January 29th, 2008, 01:02 AM
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Never light QL in your hands! I wouldn't surprised if any noobie did it! lmao
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Old January 29th, 2008, 01:06 AM
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lol i have the best one were at a party and my cousin is sitting next to me im to the left he gets up and starts to walk away now the hose was comming off the edge of the table and i was hitting it somehow he caught it with his pants we were in a tight corner and as he walks i feel this hard tug im like O....M....G "stop ay stop is"im saying hella loud to he keeps going.. then i thought of somehitng really fast so i threw the hose towards him to try and detach it and i thought it worked but a second later the hole rig fell coal burning to the cement in the garage... it had carpeting it was my other cousins house lool and then it smelled like crap and i coverd the hole with this rug lol....then we checked out the hookah no damage "yeah!!....(everyone looks at eachother) ok lets pack another i said...
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Old January 29th, 2008, 01:07 AM
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oh and the next day there was a new years party and i wasnt there and they made sure i got blamed even though it wasnt me damn it was funny htough this girls like i know it wasnt you and smiled
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Old January 29th, 2008, 02:00 AM
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don't smoke anything other than shisha with your hookah
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Old January 29th, 2008, 02:14 AM
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Default Re: WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN PACKING AND SMOKING

i have a hamster and it has one of those balls it goes inside of:



is it possible to put him in the base of my hookah while hes in his ball? i imagine this would look really cool.
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Old January 29th, 2008, 02:17 AM
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umm im not to sure bout that
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Old January 29th, 2008, 02:19 AM
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umm im not to sure bout that
HAHAHA, im laughing so hard!!! i hope you didnt think i was serious hahahahaha... ah im going to die laughing...
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Old January 29th, 2008, 02:23 AM
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i knew you werent lol it wouldnt fit
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Old January 29th, 2008, 02:29 AM
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i knew you werent lol it wouldnt fit
or would it?

anyways... heres some stuff to do:

-keep animals away from hookah!
-keep tongs close by!
-keep snacks and drinks close by!
-ladies are beautiful but dont let them distract you!
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Old January 29th, 2008, 02:40 AM
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lol ya
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Never let your girlfriend manage the coals when you leave the room. I came back to the room and was like "something is burning!!??" We looked everywhere, it ended up that a small piece fell under the table and burned a hole through our accent rug, all the way down to through the bottom carpet. Oh well, accidents happen! She is not allowed to manage coals anymore though! LOL!
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Old January 29th, 2008, 11:21 AM
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Never let your girlfriend manage the coals when you leave the room. I came back to the room and was like "something is burning!!??" We looked everywhere, it ended up that a small piece fell under the table and burned a hole through our accent rug, all the way down to through the bottom carpet. Oh well, accidents happen! She is not allowed to manage coals anymore though! LOL!
lol, the only thing i let my gf do is fill up the base with water. im trying to teach her how to light the coals on the stove but everytime she seems to do something ditzy or boneheaded. for example: turning the stove on the highest setting, the stove in my house can not handle that setting, newer stoves can. or, when the coals are done and she has to take them off the stove and put them onto the tray, she usually drops them and just stands there jumping up and down pointing at it.
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Old January 29th, 2008, 11:30 AM
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Ya'll woman haters!

I'm the Hookah Boytch in my house - NOBODY touches the rigs but me

But I've also done all the carpet & sofa burns as well, so I yell at myself all the time as well.
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Old January 29th, 2008, 11:35 AM
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haha, i burn the carpet now and then.. boomhauer came over to my house for a quick session, and i was using these new mya tongs (it came with my stargate ), i was moving a coal and the damn thing slipped out of the tongs, it hit the carpet and broke into 2 pieces.

thanks new tongs.

me and boomhauer quickly grabbed for tongs to grab these coals as they burned the already burned carpet. you shouldve seen boomhauer, he was like a cop grabbing for his gun. 8)
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