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Old January 29th, 2008, 01:43 PM
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You know you spend too much time on hookahpro.com when:

1. It's set as your IE home page
2. You start typing hookahpro.com and your browser gives you a hundred recently visited choices to auto-fill your url choice.
3. You've ever looked for the or 8) emoticon only to realize you're typing a regular email.
4. You talk to your online friends more frequently than your "real life" friends.
5. You get your current events from "Off-Topic" and your hookah topics from "Hookah Discussion."
6. You catch yourself talking about something a member said in hookah discussion when you're talking to your spouse.
7. Your girlfriend thinks you've become obsessed with hookahs
8. Hookahpro is the first thing you check when you wake up, and the last thing you check before you go to sleep
9. You want to give something back to the community you adore!

What are your signs/symptoms of addiction?
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Old January 29th, 2008, 01:49 PM
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#8 is so true for me
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Old January 29th, 2008, 02:04 PM
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1) you spend almost as much time online @ HP as just plain online
2) you know more people's real names than the names of your RW friends
2a) you refer to people by their screennames and don't bat an eye at it
3) you dream in hookah
4) you plan your vaction around HP and events there
5) you plan a chunk of each paycheck on hookah stuff, new items more than old, just so you have new review material
6) eveytime you smoke, you check your database and check to see if you have a video review on that flavor
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Old January 29th, 2008, 02:11 PM
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number 2, 8, and 9 are true for me lmao wow
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Old January 29th, 2008, 02:22 PM
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You know you spend too much time on hookahpro.com when:

1. It's set as your IE home page
2. You start typing hookahpro.com and your browser gives you a hundred recently visited choices to auto-fill your url choice.
3. You've ever looked for the or 8) emoticon only to realize you're typing a regular email.
4. You talk to your online friends more frequently than your "real life" friends.
5. You get your current events from "Off-Topic" and your hookah topics from "Hookah Discussion."
6. You catch yourself talking about something a member said in hookah discussion when you're talking to your spouse.
7. Your girlfriend thinks you've become obsessed with hookahs
8. Hookahpro is the first thing you check when you wake up, and the last thing you check before you go to sleep
9. You want to give something back to the community you adore!

What are your signs/symptoms of addiction?
I'm all of those except number 3. as I dont really like emoticons. Number 8 especially!
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Old January 29th, 2008, 02:56 PM
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Default Re: You know you spend too much time on hookahpro when...

I'm guilty of many of conditions listed! LOL
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Old January 29th, 2008, 03:01 PM
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hahaha I am guilty of most of these! But number 8 for me every day! BIG TIME! I never miss checking for new posts in the morning and in the evening!

Geez, this thread makes me smile!!! Hahahaha keep them coming guyz and galz! It is really good to know how much you all are digging the Hookah Pro Community!

I am going to add a couple ...

001 - You log into the HookahPro.com room on stickam.com every Friday night!
002 - You bought a cam or mic/headphones just for the stickam.com chat! SO you can converse with other HP members ...
003 - Your significant other has asked you "what are you doing?" when they know damn well you are on the HP site!
004 - When you log in you immediately click "Show unread posts since last visit." and after you catch up on all the new posts. You click it again to see if any new posts occurred while you were reading your unread posts! haha
005 - When some of your closest friends are members of an online community. (Some people have my number and we talk regularly)
006 - When you laugh out loud at something someone posted, or something going on within the Hookah Pro Community. Basically being here just puts a smile on your face because it is a fun community to be involved in!

I am really glad to be a part of such a great group of people and a really fun community! We are growing! .. more and more everyday! Good things are coming, so stay tuned!

Cheers!
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Old January 29th, 2008, 08:37 PM
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hahaha I am guilty of most of these! But number 8 for me every day! BIG TIME! I never miss checking for new posts in the morning and in the evening!

Geez, this thread makes me smile!!! Hahahaha keep them coming guyz and galz! It is really good to know how much you all are digging the Hookah Pro Community!

I am going to add a couple ...

001 - You log into the HookahPro.com room on stickam.com every Friday night!
002 - You bought a cam or mic/headphones just for the stickam.com chat! SO you can converse with other HP members ...
003 - Your significant other has asked you "what are you doing?" when they know damn well you are on the HP site!
004 - When you log in you immediately click "Show unread posts since last visit." and after you catch up on all the new posts. You click it again to see if any new posts occurred while you were reading your unread posts! haha
005 - When some of your closest friends are members of an online community. (Some people have my number and we talk regularly)
006 - When you laugh out loud at something someone posted, or something going on within the Hookah Pro Community. Basically being here just puts a smile on your face because it is a fun community to be involved in!

I am really glad to be a part of such a great group of people and a really fun community! We are growing! .. more and more everyday! Good things are coming, so stay tuned!

Cheers!
On your list, I'm also guilty of 3, 4, and 6... For sure, I love being here. Most other people smoke hookah just because they've got nothing better to do or just because their friends do it. But it's good to be able to come here and discuss and relate to others which have an appreciation for hookah in every aspect. I love this place
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Old January 29th, 2008, 09:36 PM
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when you posted 100 times the first day you singed up 8)
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Old January 30th, 2008, 01:23 AM
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I seem to run into a situation where I'm chilling with some friends and I will say something like "Sambooka did this sick review on AF Grape. I think I might order some this weekend." My friends confused out of their minds respond with something like "Who is Sambooka and what is AF Grape?" I feel kinda like an idiot afterwards and have to take them to Youtube to show em' whats up. 8)


Edit: Had to replace a couple of words with some better ones. Go THESAURUS!
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Old January 30th, 2008, 01:34 AM
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I seem to run into a situation where I'm chilling with some friends and I will say something like "Sambooka did this sick review on AF Grape. I think I might order some this weekend." My friends confused out of their minds respond with something like "Who is Sambooka and what is AF Grape?" I feel kinda like an idiot afterwards and have to take them to Youtube to show em' whats up. 8)


Edit: Had to replace a couple of words with some better ones. Go THESAURUS!
That would fall under number 6... Don't worry it happens to more people than you think. I catch myself doing the same thing when I'm talking to my girl about hookah stuff. But she became a member recently so I guess it's not all that bad now, lol...
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Old January 30th, 2008, 02:14 AM
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I've got another one to add to the list:

10. When it's past 2 AM, you have school/work in a few hours, and yet you're still looking through unread posts and posting in the discussion section.
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Old January 30th, 2008, 02:41 AM
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#8 is most true for me lol
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Old January 30th, 2008, 08:09 PM
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1. When you have beaten 95% of the arcade games and have held the highscores
2. HookahNoob begins to know you personally
3. You know HookahNoob's version number and all of the remarks it has
4. HookahNoob starts talking to you when you enter the chat.
5. You have your own sambooka shrine and your counting down the days to have a session with him, so you can get a clipping of hair to make it complete.
6. Your new religion is based on the great one called "Sambooka" and his moderators known as the 4 aposiles of HP St.Huskysibe, St.KoRnKitten, St.angemonkwj, St.sammniamii
7. You have smeared shisha on your body, danced naked on hot exotica coals, offering yourself to the Hookah Pro God.
8. You think I'm sexy.
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Old January 30th, 2008, 09:50 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAH

This thread is great and fur has earned brownie points LOL

And I must admit I am guilty of number 07 on his list...


J/k! But i am guilty of most all of the lists out there lol.
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Old January 31st, 2008, 06:41 PM
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Haha thanks.
I'm still have a few more, but I'm not sure if I can post them.

9. You stop in the middle of sex to see if someone replied to your comment.
10. Fourm memebers tell you to get a life, then want you banned.
11. Everytime you see a can of spam you can't help to think about what you posted 20 mins ago.
12. You have used one of the mods as a refrence for a job application.
13. You print out the home page and frame it, placing it on your night stand. Update daily.
14. You drunk post because the people at the bar hate you.
15. Your social life is the equivalant to Heath Ledger. Dead. (sue me)

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Old January 31st, 2008, 08:40 PM
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lol - too funny. That would actually kind of be scary if any of furs last list were true.....*dun dun dun*
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16. Your boss at work writes you a pink slip and states Hookahpro.com somewhere on the write up.
17. Your internet provider black balls the site just from you
18. You start your own HP related clothing and merchandise line, just for yourself.
19. You know enough about everyone to write a biography.
20. You refuse to vote because KornKitten or Sambooka is not a candidate
21. You get a hookah pro tattoo.
22. Your significant other and your pet run away, together.
23. You sit in bed with your significant other thinking of shit like this to type.
24. Your doctor asks you how much you smoke and you scream "I dunno! I have like 2,000 posts!"
25. Hookah Pro goes down for updates and you call Sambooka leaving threatening voice mails.
26. You hate yourself.
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