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Old April 29th, 2010, 10:17 AM
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Default Can you think of stupid questions?

I was just in another thread where someone said "this is a stupid questions, but...", then I replied "There are no stupid questions". Then, someone else disagreed with that. I replied trying to think of questions that I would really consider stupid for a new smoker to ask. But I honestly had trouble coming up with one.

So, I thought it might be fun/funny to try and come up with legitimately stupid questions.

So, what do you think? Can you come up with some legitimately stupid questions to ask about hookah?
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Old April 29th, 2010, 10:20 AM
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Default Re: Can you think of stupid questions?

Well, if you're a member of this forum, and you ask "What's a hookah", I'd consider that a pretty stupid question.

Also a question like "OMG there's tobacco in Hookah?"

But I have yet to hear a stupid question being asked on here!
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Old April 29th, 2010, 10:22 AM
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Guy gets pulled over cause he was taking up 3 lanes on the highway. He reeks of alcohol.
Rollls down his window when the cop that pulled him over comes to the car.
He asks: "am i going to jail?"
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How come when I fill the base all the way up water goes into my hose?
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Old April 29th, 2010, 10:23 AM
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Should I smoke or should i go rob a bank?
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Default Re: Can you think of stupid questions?

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How come when I fill the base all the way up water goes into my hose?
Yeah, the 'how come' makes it stupid. Like, dude have you ever used a straw?

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Should I smoke or should i go rob a bank?
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Old April 29th, 2010, 10:32 AM
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How do I fit the tobacco into a bowl the box is too Big
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Old April 29th, 2010, 11:12 AM
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Fucking magnets...how do they work?
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hahaha i got one :P

if i grab the coals will i burn myself?
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Why light the coals?
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i was thinking of buying a 250g can of tobacco, but i cant find a bowl that holds 250g online. Can someone send me a link?
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Can I wash my Non-washable hose?
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cant i just use a funnel from wal-mart for a bowl?
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Default Re: Can you think of stupid questions?

I would have to say the initial question is the stupidest I have seen yet. What is your favorite stupid question?

Have we run out of hookah topics to discuss that we resort to this mindless dribble?
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Default Re: Can you think of stupid questions?

I like the idea of a stupid question thread! hahaha but maybe better suited for the general discussion? I bet we could come up with a lot more!!

For hookah, I've been given stupid advise! .. "yeah put some milk in the base for thicker smoke!" so I did, and it bubbled up all over the place! haha he didn't tell me to put a tiny bit of milk! I still LMAO when I think about my first attempt with a full base of milk! bubbles in the hose hahaha
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What temperature do i make the oven to bake the tobacco? How do i smoke it while its in the oven?
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Default Re: Can you think of stupid questions?

the only "stupid question" I can think of involving hookah that I have heard was one raised by a family member asking why I had a device used for an illegal activity (don't want to go into detail because it treads a little to far into abusing the rules and regulations). Suffice it so say that it was akward trying to explain why I was not commiting a crime
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nice hookah bro, where do babies come from?
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Default Re: Can you think of stupid questions?

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I like the idea of a stupid question thread! hahaha but maybe better suited for the general discussion? I bet we could come up with a lot more!!

For hookah, I've been given stupid advise! .. "yeah put some milk in the base for thicker smoke!" so I did, and it bubbled up all over the place! haha he didn't tell me to put a tiny bit of milk! I still LMAO when I think about my first attempt with a full base of milk! bubbles in the hose hahaha
Yeah, I wasn't sure whether or not it was hookah or general, since the topic was about stupid questions about hookah. But we could move it if it would be better organized there.

These are funny guys, lets keep them coming!
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how about "how come every time I use bbq charcoal on my bowl I feel really sick?"
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Which bear is best?
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LOL! Grizzly!

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If i'm smoking at a hookah lounge should I use a disposable mouth tip?
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I would have to say the initial question is the stupidest I have seen yet. What is your favorite stupid question?

Have we run out of hookah topics to discuss that we resort to this mindless dribble?
Who pissed in your wheaties dude?

Seriously, if you don't like the thread, don't read it. Not difficult.
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