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Old June 23rd, 2010, 01:49 AM
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Default My dream hookah:

Okay heres the game: Post up a description of the perfect hookah for you, style/type/height/base EVERYTHING be as detailed as possible!!! This is coming from your imagination not what currently exsists out for sale now.

Mine would be a solid wood hookah stem, but egyptian style like a KM. A dark redish black wood, with lots of natural wood spiral designs running around it, Covered in a heat resistant coating that seals the wood like a heavy laquer from moisture. then a base made the same way but with 2 portholes for the smoker to see the bubbles/water level, creamy smoke etc. Much like the ones from SS but wood and glass not all glass.

Hose would have the same type of sealed wood and a washable synthetic leather tubing.
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Old June 23rd, 2010, 02:41 AM
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Default Re: My dream hookah:

Solid diamond everything, Syrian style with Egyptian purge, traditional chamber. Screw in with at least three threadings. Very open draw, about 28 inches. Vase, bell style. All of the hookah would have diamond etch designs with wheat designs in between the 'hatches'. Purge ball made of diamond, works perfectly. Single hose. Hose: A narbish, and the shorter tail, with a more open draw, just so I can control it at the mouth piece, which is DIAMOND ALSO LOL. White narb that magically doesn't get dirty. Also, every time I put the coals on it the bowl (phunnel!) Anthony Bourdain sits down and has a conversation with me, with a high five greeting, if I'd like.


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Old June 23rd, 2010, 05:08 AM
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Default Re: My dream hookah:

hmmmmm i would like my stem to be made from tungsten, very light weight but hard with no designs on it just plain and simple! i would like the stem to screw into the crystal vase with it having a silver tinge to it.

i would like a washable hose covered with silver and gold ring so it stay flexiable
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Old June 23rd, 2010, 05:28 AM
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Solid diamond everything, Syrian style with Egyptian purge, traditional chamber. Screw in with at least three threadings. Very open draw, about 28 inches. Vase, bell style. All of the hookah would have diamond etch designs with wheat designs in between the 'hatches'. Purge ball made of diamond, works perfectly. Single hose. Hose: A narbish, and the shorter tail, with a more open draw, just so I can control it at the mouth piece, which is DIAMOND ALSO LOL. White narb that magically doesn't get dirty. Also, every time I put the coals on it the bowl (phunnel!) Anthony Bourdain sits down and has a conversation with me, with a high five greeting, if I'd like.


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+1 for Bourdain! That dudes amazing!
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Old June 23rd, 2010, 06:04 AM
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Google Km Halzone.
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Old June 23rd, 2010, 09:23 AM
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This....




OR THIS..

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Old June 23rd, 2010, 09:33 AM
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62 inches tall with a cup holers on the stem with a quadruple trimetal and a hand painted base which could clean itself
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Default Re: My dream hookah:

Any hookah, doesnt matter, only difference is my hookah is guarded by all 12 of this past years playmates and pets, and none of them can ever find their clothes
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Old June 23rd, 2010, 11:12 AM
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Default Re: My dream hookah:

Stem is silver, egyptian style with an intricately designed body and embedded amethyst or onyx. The 'heart' of the stem has the shape of a human face, the port for the hose stems out of the face's lips. The stem ends as a silver hand holding the tray. The vase is bottom-heavy, like a genie bottle and carved entirely out of labradorite.

The hookah stands at about 4 feet tall and the hose is 90." the hose is covered in black velvet, and the tip is silver with another amethyst or onyx stone embedded in it.

The shisha is "Pastel de 3 Leches" flavored.
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Old June 23rd, 2010, 12:14 PM
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Default Re: My dream hookah:

The one I'm hitting right now =D
KM Heart of the lion + nammor hose.
I know we should've done this out of our imagination but that would be just me describing this thing so I decided to make it a bit easier =)
The only thing I miss is a vortex bowl. Bad luck for me that they are quite hard to obtain in Europe, but I have one incoming! (in about 2-3 weeks >.<)
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Old June 23rd, 2010, 01:47 PM
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So far Ari wins!!!
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Old June 23rd, 2010, 04:20 PM
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Stem is silver, egyptian style with an intricately designed body and embedded amethyst or onyx. The 'heart' of the stem has the shape of a human face, the port for the hose stems out of the face's lips. The stem ends as a silver hand holding the tray. The vase is bottom-heavy, like a genie bottle and carved entirely out of labradorite.

The hookah stands at about 4 feet tall and the hose is 90." the hose is covered in black velvet, and the tip is silver with another amethyst or onyx stone embedded in it.

The shisha is "Pastel de 3 Leches" flavored.


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Old June 23rd, 2010, 05:59 PM
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Default Re: My dream hookah:

This is a good question... I would have to say something with a nice big base, preferably wide at the bottom and have it taper upward, def. some texture on the glass but with no paint or metal flake or anything, just different colored glass. Maybe 9 inches tall or so. A nice silver stem with some engraving on it in some sort of Arabic design. Some gold to help accent the silver on the stem, and a large tray holder like a KM. Perhaps make the stem 13 inches tall...
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Old June 23rd, 2010, 07:11 PM
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Default Re: My dream hookah:

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Any hookah, doesnt matter, only difference is my hookah is guarded by all 12 of this past years playmates and pets, and none of them can ever find their clothes
+1. damn right.
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Solid diamond everything, Syrian style with Egyptian purge, traditional chamber. Screw in with at least three threadings. Very open draw, about 28 inches. Vase, bell style. All of the hookah would have diamond etch designs with wheat designs in between the 'hatches'. Purge ball made of diamond, works perfectly. Single hose. Hose: A narbish, and the shorter tail, with a more open draw, just so I can control it at the mouth piece, which is DIAMOND ALSO LOL. White narb that magically doesn't get dirty. Also, every time I put the coals on it the bowl (phunnel!) Anthony Bourdain sits down and has a conversation with me, with a high five greeting, if I'd like.


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Mine is just like that, except with peacocks etched into it, and I get if for FREE.

/Might not include shipping and handling.
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Old June 23rd, 2010, 09:12 PM
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Any hookah, doesnt matter, only difference is my hookah is guarded by all 12 of this past years playmates and pets, and none of them can ever find their clothes
I do not want the playmates to bring their pets.
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Old June 23rd, 2010, 10:14 PM
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Default Re: My dream hookah:

I love seeing this thread pop up again and think about how my answer has evolved since the last time I remember this thread.
I'd like to have an older AF Large Solid when they were more solid brass. In an ideal world this AF would have gold etching lining the trays(both top and bottom) similar to the KM Etched trays(http://www.hookahstore.com/images/GoldTrimtray.jpg). The base would be a custom commissioned locally blown glass base with a traditional retticello(http://www.theglassworksgallery.com/...o-veronese.jpg) Note the individual air traps between the cane. Linework would be done with black cane on dichrotic glass. Matching Crown Classic glass bowl with faceting cut along the outer rim of the bowl. A matching faux retticello(since the air traps are so hard to duplicate with the skills available to flameworkers) again on dichrotic glass done on a "Wand" style mouthpiece with a sherlock bend and a flattened tip with a very narrow flat opening that restricts the draw a little bit.
Camel skin hose with a wrapped handle similar to the KM Rainbow hoses, but overlayed with a simple black criss-crossed pattern(to match the rest of the the glass. Preferably pre-ghosted with traditional tobaccos.
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Old June 23rd, 2010, 10:33 PM
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my hookah with ari 's accessories
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AF Solid, nuff said
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Old June 24th, 2010, 05:17 AM
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Mine is just like that, except with peacocks etched into it, and I get if for FREE.

/Might not include shipping and handling.
LMAO. the shipping comment reminds me of that episode of the Office were Dwight says his dream is to own a bed and breakfast in hell with satan...
Dream hookah... maybe like a 28... Octometal stem(idk what other metals... but might be cool?) With a nice sturdy base.. with a classy purple vase.. not that girly pinkish-purple... And a hose that looks like my nammor hose but a bit longer and more flexible. I am tired.. i will try to rethink a more awesome one tomorrow. And of course i would take on the playmate guards.. i just can't decide if Bourdain is the best person to smoke hookah with... even though he is a total badass (i know he has smoked hookah on his show before).
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LMAO. the shipping comment reminds me of that episode of the Office were Dwight says his dream is to own a bed and breakfast in hell with satan...
Dream hookah... maybe like a 28... Octometal stem(idk what other metals... but might be cool?) With a nice sturdy base.. with a classy purple vase.. not that girly pinkish-purple... And a hose that looks like my nammor hose but a bit longer and more flexible. I am tired.. i will try to rethink a more awesome one tomorrow. And of course i would take on the playmate guards.. i just can't decide if Bourdain is the best person to smoke hookah with... even though he is a total badass (i know he has smoked hookah on his show before).

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Old June 24th, 2010, 12:21 PM
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Default Re: My dream hookah:

http://www.alfakheronline.com/images/Large_Solid.jpg

This would definetly be my dream hookah. I`m actually planning on buying one as soon as i get some money ( shipping is gonna be a bitch )
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Old June 24th, 2010, 01:55 PM
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al fakher small solid is my dream right now
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Old June 24th, 2010, 03:32 PM
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I'll take Ari's set-up, but the hookah is on a beautiful marble and wood bar that takes up half my house's showroom garage, currently featuring the 456 Italia.
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Old June 24th, 2010, 03:42 PM
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my dream hookah is an auto loading, self coal heating consistant smoke generating crystal vase, diamond stem, diamond bowl, and nammor hose. because namors are the shiiiit
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